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The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to mass genocide
"I've been playing soccer for so long I'm too tired to sleep."
soccer by Adge August 13, 2006
soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud
Example soccer is religon it is worth scrapping drinking and fighting for if I have to explain further you are a waste of the worlds precious recources and should shoot yourself in the fucking head and stop taking up good space and oxagyn for those worthy of life.
soccer by fuckrent September 14, 2006
look at that cambodian kid! hes wicked good at soccer!
soccer by cambo boy February 21, 2005
The worst god damned sport on earth
Soccer sucks that's why I quit to wrestle witch also sucks
Soccer by Kevin moronson June 30, 2016
the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.
Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots
soccer by mephisto June 2, 2003
what most of the world calls football
Tyler: Hey man, do you play soccer?
Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.
soccer by whatserface January 8, 2009