Saturday

Day of the week in which one nurses a hangover and watches Netflix.

Hey man, what are you doing?
It's Saturday.
Oh yeah, should I bring popcorn?

by sexc123 April 22, 2014

Red Saturday

n. The day after Black Friday

Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"

red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone

Wife: I hear Best Buy is having a great Red Saturday special.

Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.

by seymorebuttzz November 28, 2009

Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Little Saturday

Little Saturday is a concept that adds Wednesday to the list of "drinking days", with Friday and Saturday. Many nightclubs and bars stay open and offer many kinds of little Saturday specials.

Tom: Why are you drinking in the middle of the week?
Pete: Because it is Little Saturday!

by ----zzzz----- November 1, 2007

Saturdays are for the boys

A legit excuse to tell your spouse you would rather hang out with your male friends on that day than engage in trivial activities with the aforementioned.

Spouse: We're having dinner with my coworker Janet and her boring husband Ben tomorrow.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.

by 0on August 30, 2016

Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007