Siddharth Balasu(brahminian)

. This mallu Brahmin freak probably jerks off to the smell of coconut oil and moans in Sanskrit when he sees banana chips. he probably thinks Wi-Fi signals are stronger if you place a coconut near the router. The type of dude to whisper “avial daddy” gets turned on when someone says "banana." Bro jerks off to chanting. His bedsheets? Stained with coconut milk. Every time someone says “Sambhar,” his nipples perk up and his third eye starts twitching. Man's one Bhagavad Gita quote away from starting a cult based on horny coconut worship. F YOU SAY “PAYASAM” THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SIDDHARTH APPEARS NAKED, COVERED IN TURMERICHIS IDEA OF SEXY TALK? “BEND OVER—I’LL APPLY VIBHUTI TO YOUR THIRD EYE.”

I saw a someone eating banana chips, I Siddharth Balasu(brahminian) him

by Diddyeeshwar April 21, 2025

Siddharth

The kind of boy who’d fall in love with a Shreya. He simps hard for a Shreya. Even years after the relationship is over, he thinks about her because there is truly no one like her and she made him feel a way that no one else could.

Look at those two. They’re so cute.

Yeah they’re such a Siddharth & Shreya.

by guhjpoda November 23, 2021

siddharth

smells like curry

john: "god it smells"

gavin: "its probably siddharth"

by daddy41 April 27, 2022