shrewing

scrunching the lower face and upper neck to form a double chin; antonym to mewing

mrs elmore was shrewing when she looked at me

by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 March 17, 2024

Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down

Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo

by DundeiEh March 29, 2024

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

shleking

A horrific sexual activity. To experience "shleking" you would first need to buy a dark green condom to make your penis look like the movie character "Shrek." Once the condom is put on you would need to consume a whole bunch of viagra. Th dosage should be large to the point you would almost(keyword "almost") overdose on viagra. After these steps have been completed you will go to the nearest petting zoo. Arriving at the zoo you would find a donkey and you absolutely hammer down the donkey's ass with your viagra overdoses penis. Ejaculate in the donkey then yell, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP." true story btw

Mark: Yo bro what up tonight?
Tyronelious: Me and some homies gonna be shleking at the zoo. You wanna come with?

by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025

Shrekking

Shrekking is a dating trend where someone intentionally dates a person they find less attractive, believing this will lead to being treated better in the relationship. Don't try it as it often backfires when the person is still treated poorly.

A: "Everyone said we're a happy couple but in reality I'm just shrekking her"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"

by will911 October 18, 2025

Shreving

When a male subject has mad motion with large, overweight women.

My boy Caleb is shreving it! Look at him go!

by Crakmyshi January 23, 2026

What are you shrekin?

nah really

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?

by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019