shred

To fuck a girl really hard

Man I gone shred that pussy

by Micheal February 24, 2005

Shred

To play freestyle footbag. Busting out big tricks and awesome combos.

Hey man, you wanna shred?
He was shredding it up at the comp.

by NotHisRealName August 28, 2006

Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack September 21, 2008

Shred

The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)

The cops will never take me alive again. My Shred ass can never go back to the pen.

by Richard Slick August 16, 2008

shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

by AYB March 31, 2003

Shredding

The feeling woman get before or during menstruation when their uterine lining feels like it's going through a cheese grater.

I'd go out tonight but I'm fucking shredding right now.

by EJSK December 27, 2014

Shredding

Another word for front grinding

I was in a grind sandwich, shredding with one guy, and grinding with the other.

by redwiteblkwa August 08, 2008