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National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
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National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!
by volanta May 27, 2023
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make fun of short people day

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude
by naferialc October 26, 2020
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OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020
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National Yeet short people day

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021
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On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course
by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021
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Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
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