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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023
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