Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

scotch plains fanwood highschool

dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing that’s happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away

“that bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschool”

by peepeewoof May 18, 2020

scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.

John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.

by Jamezfb September 29, 2008

Scotch Egg

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)

"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "

by Big Stewart January 7, 2019

Scotch Tape

The most high of congratulations from any fellow rap star. Also the name of the least recognized rap label in the business.

Man, Trent Layzer, that shit is Scotch Tape!

by Chuck See November 10, 2008

scotch egg

A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.

I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.

by Daniel R. L June 1, 2006

scotch that

A up-to-date version of "stitch this", shouted usually after a headbutt or punch or other offensive action.

To give something to someone that will need to be repaired using one of those medical scotch tape strips.

Scotch that you twat!

by Dave Biggar March 12, 2007