Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

Grandma's Scissors by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

running with scissors

Doing something dangerous and reckless. Doing something forbidden due to the potential danger in it.

"You know your running with scissors acting like that, right ?"

running with scissors by Kotlar Ben July 4, 2008

rock paper scissors extreme 

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D

Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!

rock paper scissors extreme by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005

paper scissors rocked

owned, i.e. embarrassingly defeated

Man, I totally paper scissors rocked you at Guitar Hero last night!

paper scissors rocked by Matthew and Adam January 9, 2008

Fabric scissors 

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

Fabric scissors by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

extrememe rock, paper, scissors

A version of rock, paper, scissors that is played so that the winner of each round gets to hit his opponet. If a rock wins a punch is delivered to the opponets stomach or face, if a paper wins a slap is usually apllied to the opponet's face, while scissors is usually a poke to the or chest or is considered 'null' and nothing happens.

A man died when he tried settling a dispute using extreme rock, paper, scissors.

extrememe rock, paper, scissors by Zomby_Woof January 29, 2005

dingleberry scissors 

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

dingleberry scissors by Brent Dax October 9, 2004