apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.

Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!

by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011

Scalp rape

The most Brootal one of them all!

I scalp rape, you scalp rape, he she scalp rapes. scalp raping, scalp raped... the list goes on

by fliggins erickson October 17, 2008

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018

scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp

If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American

by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016