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s.s.s.j

South side San Jose. A part of San Jose that ranges from upper middle class to ghetto. San Jose is a city of 1,000,000 people in the Bay Area of California.
Burbs kids: Where are you form?

Me: S.S.S.J bitch.
Burbs kids: fucking commoners and hood rats.
by Pineytrees September 21, 2018
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s.s collision

Its a boat only for people that fail.
All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!
by jeff intal January 26, 2008
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S.S.O.

"Surrogate significant other" (male or female). Refers to a person in a relationship that is essentially identical to a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, but with no sexual contact and no expectation of such. S.S.O.'s typically spend a very large amount of time together, have little inside secrets and jokes between them, and would seem to any outside observer to be "together".

One may have an S.S.O. to fulfill their some of their non-sexual emotional needs, while leaving them free to have sex with whomever else and however many others they want.

It is not unusual for one of the persons to be married or in a relationship. It is best for an S.S.O. to be attractive, because they are seen together all the time, but they shouldn't be sexually attracted to each other (at least not that much).
"Who's that girl you're always hanging around with? Are you fucking her?" "No, she's my S.S.O."
by ecool September 26, 2009
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s.s. yo-yo

Pronounced (es-es-yo-yo)

shit, sucks, your on your own.
Friend: Damnit!!!!! I have 3 essays and a project due tomorrow!!
You: Wow... well s.s. yo-yo!
by greeeenmajik June 26, 2009
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S.S.O.V

The Secret Society Of Vegans otherwise none as S.S.O.V. #vegans unite
"Hey have you heard about the vegan society?"
"Yeah, it's crazy. I heard S.S.O.V burned down a Chick-fil-A and the only thing at the crime scene when the police arrived was a bowl of salad."
by Anonymous5395702 January 26, 2020
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S.S.A.B.T.D.E

stupid skinny ass bitches that dont eat
they are s.s.a.b.t.d.e!
by sdkjghsweol May 7, 2008
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S.S.D.D.

S.S.D.D.
Social Security Disability Disease
This is a hereditary disease that renders the patient unable to work or to pursue any means of self-support. It is passed on from generation to generation. Its’ symptoms often present themselves in the form of unending excuses of why they truly are a victim and they are often diagnosed with nebulous illnesses, such as “disabling psychiatric conditions,” or “back pain”. If left unchecked, this disease will precipitate for generation after generation.
Hey Joe, my neighbor’s family sits out on their porch all year long, 24-7. They each say they are disabled.

Mike, I have seen this many times before, I bet they all have a case of S.S.D.D.
by Tom Stillin January 22, 2018
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