Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.

Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.

by jableshables August 20, 2010

The Tennent's Challenge

The challenge consists of having to drink four cans of Super Tennent's Lager in 4 minutes or under.

A right of passage for the young and practiced mainly with the under class.

The best way to get wrecked for under £6 - an opinion held by many!

mate, i've got a ten sheet, couple quid in my penny box time for The Tennent's Challenge?

by DforR March 27, 2013

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

the people's champion

the rock, dwayne johnson. he is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. we all worship him. he is one above God. im pretty sure Jesus and superman are less popular than him.

the rock is the people's champion. Superman and jesus are somes bitches from stories

by tinytom November 23, 2006

A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.

An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

by frostySnowman March 19, 2013

Where's Chandan

A cheap and popular kids magazine in India, almost exact to the "Where's Wally" series. The major difference is that this series of magazines shows scenes involving riots, looting, extreme poverty and runups with customs.

Most editions are printed on special Ganges papyrus for extra strength and is impossible to solve as the author never actually put in a picture of Chandan anywhere.

NA (Where's Chandan)

by Enormous October 28, 2006