(716) I was supposed to catch a plane, but missed my flight due to to much S,D,R&R.
(619) Damn, Dude, you're fuckin' retarded.
(619) Damn, Dude, you're fuckin' retarded.
by Hunter eS. Thompson July 14, 2009
by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019
(716) I was supposed to catch a plane, but missed my flight due to to much S, D, and R & R.
(619) Damn, Dude, you're fuckin' retarded.
(619) Damn, Dude, you're fuckin' retarded.
by Forever27JimsAddiction July 14, 2009
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 30, 2019
w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .
by qjns? April 8, 2019
What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
by milk>cream March 20, 2014
A word that means the user has too much time on their hands; part of the sheer boredom collection. Congrats on finding it though.
User: “I’ve searched 1q''m2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d on Urban Dictionary.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”
by Lunacy’sProphet October 15, 2021