you play Russian Roulette with a glock 

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.

Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

you play Russian Roulette with a glock by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

Rainbow Russian Roulette 

The act of inserting a fist full of multicoloured skittle sweets, into the rectal passage, before being rogered in the poop choob. After the money shot, the brave buccaneer takes position and the fruity goo is ejected into his or her mouth, trying to guess what colour or flavour they will get next.

Hey, I played Rainbow Russian Roulette with Dave Smiths mum and dad last night! Dirty Fuckers!

Rainbow Russian Roulette by carpetfrog March 14, 2007

mental russian roulette

Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome

Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette

mental russian roulette by FML( -_-) March 28, 2016

fidelity russian roulette 

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

fidelity russian roulette by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018

Creampie Russian Roulette 

Give/get a creampie. If you or your partner gets pregnant, you kill yourself.

Bro 1: i really can't decide if I should kill myself or keep on living.

Bro 2: why don't u let ur cock decide. Do the creampie russian roulette.

Creampie Russian Roulette by krazyfilipinx October 25, 2023

One man Russian roulette 

Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.

"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.

One man Russian roulette by Toxicancerbean July 22, 2016