by Russ Is Not Cool And Not Ok September 10, 2022

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.
Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
by Raderade December 5, 2009

by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"
"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)
"i just russ maltesed in my pants"
"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)
"i just russ maltesed in my pants"
by jesus September 9, 2003

Can be screamed whilst rising at the back stick to unleash the mother of all headers only to take it on the bridge of the nose or can also be used when departing for a night of needless drinking because like the footballing example your rising to the occasion with the best of interests only to go home with a bloody nose and in absolute pieces !!
Dip yer shoulder leave the defender for dead, get to the back stick leap like a tin of salmon and scream "RUSSSSSSS UPPPPPP !!!" - whallop take it on the nose !
OR
Join a group of like minded individuals and whilst making your way your public house of choice embark on header simiulations whilst screaming "RUSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP"
OR
Join a group of like minded individuals and whilst making your way your public house of choice embark on header simiulations whilst screaming "RUSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP"
by harrymonk October 27, 2003

Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
by chamorro_wone March 6, 2009
