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Russ Timing

Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"

That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
Russ Timing by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024
Related Words

Russ'd it 

To tell someone that you've done something but later find out you didn't do said thing.
Ah mate, you've Russ'd it
Russ'd it by notmyname00 January 29, 2025

Russ Move 

a “Russ Move” is when you do something kind of douchey and pretentious. Or when you screw something up in a swagless manner.
*in the bathroom with homie or homegirl*

Wanna sniff?
*fat mound with perfect service direct to nozz*

*whole bump ends up on the floor*

Dude wtf. Russ move…
Russ Move by Wase Chest May 6, 2025

Whatever Russ 

A term you use when you agree or disagree with someone, or just want to blow off the conversation.

Also refers to Russ Griswold from the National Lampoons movies
Boy 1:"I dont want to go there, I hate that place"

Boy 2:"Whatever Russ"
Whatever Russ by Christine80 February 21, 2007

Rough Russ 

When you have zero sperm count and and you cum in another man's mouth so they taste no sperm
Rance: *Says something rough*

Russ: That's rough.

Rance: You know what's rough? A Rough Russ.

Russ: What's that?

Rance: WHEN I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH WITH ZERO SPERM COUNT!

Russ: Oh man.
A steroid-addled homosexual with a power complex and a perchant for fabricating female alter egos.

Not to be trusted near children.
That Big Russ touched me inappropriately.
Big Russ by God McGodson July 13, 2010