This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.
Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
Get the wooden router mug.1. A person or persons (when plural) who often causes trouble or a ruckus to people or society as a whole.
2. a pervert that sifts through womens ruffles.
2. a pervert that sifts through womens ruffles.
1. See those guys over there? Their Ruffle-Rousers!
2. gosh! cody is such a ruffle-rouser!! its gross!
2. gosh! cody is such a ruffle-rouser!! its gross!
by nutternubber2 December 12, 2011
Get the Ruffle-Rouser mug.When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.
"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"
"Door open?"
"You know it."
"Door open?"
"You know it."
by Positive Control February 26, 2018
Get the Dusty Router mug.CHING CHANG CHONG, YOU IS SUCH ROOZER!
by Carmelio'sBESTIE August 26, 2010
Get the Roozer mug.1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet.
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys?
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.
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