Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
by thinkingtomyself April 07, 2019
The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.
I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.
by Steelersfanps November 08, 2010
The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
by cjewooly November 07, 2010
it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
by matt hollywood December 05, 2004
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by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018
Used to inquire another as to their response to what can usually be referred to as a verbal ass-kicking.
"Your mom is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. yeaahh!! what YOU got? roll up, bitch!"
by Danny Peck January 21, 2004