Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.

I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD

by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009

Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

Robust a nut

Busting an extremely large cum load usually occurring when one masturbates for the first time after a long hiatus of not masturbating.

For lent I did not masturbate for 40 days. When I masturbated for the first time, I did Robust a nut.

I would like to very much robust a nut on 6 - 8 girls in my math class.

by BigHorseAl April 15, 2009

roflstalin

So funny, it makes you want to launch a command economy, create a Great Purge, and be backstabbed by Hitler. Closely related to roflmao.

Joseph the Proletariat: "Communism could really work one day!"

Joe the Plumber: "roflstalin."

by Leogetti February 16, 2009

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

Peer-refused science

That body of the literature which Lord Christopher Monckton won’t countenance, i.e it's content was rejected by a peer,

The IPCC Fourth Assessment Report is peer-refused science.

by SteveD May 27, 2009

ROFHS

Rolling On the Floor Having Sex!

Random Guy: "Dude, I wish we were ROFHS!"

Random Girl: "LOL- YOU WISH!"

by Erika Elise October 24, 2007