Polish Roadblock

When someone, usually in an SUV, drives in the passing lane directly alongside somebody else, thus keeping faster traffic from getting by.

I'd have gotten here quicker if there weren't so many Polish roadblocks on the interstate.

by AnonIhmous December 9, 2008

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Jockblocked

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.

Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.

by whattheflutka February 22, 2011

Roadblocked

When an typically grassroots political party or movement gets killed off because the pseudo-democratic powers at be don't like it as it interferes with their agenda. In doing so the illusion of democracy is thought to be maintained as it doesn't appear too blatant and the movement ends up disappearing leaving people with no alternative by the time an election comes. Thus the cycle never ends yet the government will claim democracy works and gives everybody a choice.

Usual methods of roadblocking include but are not limited to: getting hijacked or bribed, not given any media time , paid or being classed as a terrorist organization.

Guy 1: Since when is the EDL a terrorist organization?

Guy 2: Since they got roadblocked.

by DemocracyIsDead September 5, 2020

Dutch Roadblock

A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.

Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.

by Gipsy Boy October 4, 2016

Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

female version of cockblock

Clam Jam.

To prevent your female friend from getting laid.

Female version of Cockblock

Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.

by Laurerz November 9, 2013