bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

roast beef with sauerkraut

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.

Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

by quil bomber April 19, 2008

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Roast Beef Syndrome

A brown discoloration on the vaginal lips, often seen on porn stars.

When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003