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The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
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Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA)

Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.
There is a 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA).
by ScienceBurt February 2, 2020
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The firefly nigger musical ritual

When you are fucking your bitch and you summon ten million big black guys to cum in her ass as she fell asleep as you sing “you would not believe your eyes if ten million big black guys came in your ass as you fell asleep”
Person1: I did the firefly nigger musical ritual with my girlfriend last night

Person2: Bro wtf
by Im_reeeeee May 28, 2021
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Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.
Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.
by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016
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humiliation ritual

A phrase often used on 4chan and other internet forums, meaning a process that one has to go through or an action one has to take which is forced upon him by some group of people or society at large; the goal of the mandate is to humiliate the person and thus make him conform with some policy or societal norm and self-suppress any opposition in the future.
Anon1: linkedin is the ultimate demonic humiliation ritual
Anon2: stop complaining goy
by Panzerhaubitze 2001 April 14, 2024
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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up
by eatyouout May 21, 2011
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