John Ritter

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

by therealdeal October 17, 2003

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

Rittman, OH

a small ass town in the middle of northern ohio. named, "small town with a big heart", but, in fact, has the most idiots living in it.

i wish to get out of this hell hole, Rittman, OH.

by jennjennicole December 29, 2010

rittenhoused

ripped off or severly overcharged for something; bought something on ebay with a wire transfer, or gave bank account number to Nigerian dictator. Similar in menaing to the term "Munsoned", from the movie Kingpin

"That eBay deal with no Pay Pal allowed really was too good to be true. I never received anything. I really got rittenhoused on that one"

by Ptacek December 14, 2008

Kyle Rittenhouse

Fake crying without actual tears

Person 1: I heard she caught him cheating.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he totally did a Kyle Rittenhouse afterwards.

by Posion Morbid November 13, 2021

Rittenhouse

V. To put yourself in a terrible situation and then pretend to be a hero by “resolving” the situation.

I’m tired of everyone high fiving David over putting out that house fire. He totally Rittenhoused it by flicking his blunt into the laundry before peeing out the flames. He’s not a hero, he’s a total chode.

by NapoleonBonerfart November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.

Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.

by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021