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Mosquito Ringtone

Mostquito Ringtone: Used to describe little children who play online games and have the annoying high pitched sound of a mosquito, causing your ears to bleed and give you a headsplitting migrane and causing you to have syphilis and AIDS at the same time.
Mosquito Ringtone: *HIGH PITCHED SOUND* OMG I GOT A KILL HEY HEY HEY I GOT A KILL I KILLED HIM!!! HE'S DEAD OMG HEY GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT KILLED ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS GAME IS RETARDED OMG I CANT STOP TALKING ARE YOU DEAD YET?????"
by Anonomous1004846247924 November 23, 2009
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DJ Ringtone

A detestable human being in control of the aux cord who changes the song once it plays just long enough to be a ringtone.
"Hey DJ Ringtone, stop changing the fucking song!!"
by Iane Moon May 9, 2016
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polyphoinic ringtones

Really Cool ringtones. They sound like the actual song, unlike the beep, beep, beep of monophonic ringtones. Get them at zingy.com
I have poluphonic ringtones on my cell.
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Rhinestone Cowboy

The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
by SkuubaSam July 22, 2011
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The Ringtone

A song part of luis_yt's Cashin' Dimes album.
I love The Ringtone, it's probably my favorite song.
by luis_yt February 12, 2017
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eat more rhinestones

One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.
"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
by The English Muffin September 20, 2011
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rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
by Derek February 20, 2005
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