Rectite

from french La rectite translates to The proctitis which is an inflammation of the anus and the lining of the rectum.

"I'm a triple rectified ass son of a bitch
Rectite on my ass and it makes me itch"

by heroin_bob August 29, 2018

reptiledisfunction

Oh yes, this happens.

Why is my male lizard shying away from your female lizard, you may ask. False, you would not ask this because my lizard is unaware of his reptiledisfunction, and is ignorantly continuing to approach your lizard as we speak.

by Faroffyetsonear February 24, 2019

reptilejob

Taking an reptile of some kind, and slamming it down onto your boyfriend's cock and sliding it up and down till he cums inside it.

My girlfriend have me a reptilejob last night, man that bread was so tight, it felt amazing.

by someperson666 September 26, 2019

reptilejob

Taking an a reptile, and slamming it down onto your boyfriend's cock and sliding it up and down till he cums inside it.

My girlfriend have me a reptilejob last night, man that reptile was so tight, it felt amazing.

by someperson666 September 26, 2019

Reptile

Leafyishere is a reptile

Calvin:HOLYSHIT ITS LEAFY

Viewer:WTF r r Reptile

by GONKdaHONK May 20, 2020

Reptile

a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.

Joe Biden is a "Reptile"

by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021