Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population
"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"
by Dhr25 April 22, 2013
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 05, 2021
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remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.
I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
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remote hog

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018
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Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
by kejo66 April 09, 2010
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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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