orgasmic remorse

when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.

Donnie took a personal day, he has orgasmic remorse.

by hilda50 October 31, 2013

Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009

Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

by drbeer November 27, 2012

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

Cataract Removal

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.

Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.

by theinstigator June 4, 2016

buyers remorse

It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.

I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.

by s28 June 29, 2006

Rembranch

An arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces.

That tree dude was a real "rembranch"; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is.

by veener July 20, 2009