catching cash registers

Getting lots of money

Man, my nigga, we out here catching cash registers.

by iLikeSpoiledMilk October 6, 2015

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017

RR (REGISTERED RETARD)

A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.

I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).

by Mads Echo July 8, 2021

Register

Sign up.

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Register

(of a couple to be married) have a list of wedding gifts compiled and kept at a store for consultation by gift buyers.

"at the store's bridal registry single people can register for gifts even if they are not getting married"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

Kaden Robert Register

Big butthole that smells like fish

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register

by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018

cash register justice

Typically any situation where municipal and traffic violations are strickly enforced and fines are levied. Unfortunately for the poor who cannot afford to pay, the tab gets bigger and violations are compounded for not paying the original fines.

In some cases cash register justice can be a method available to those that can afford to pay the justice system and meet minor stipulations to get their minor criminal charges dropped and expunged from their record.

Cash register justice can be a "pay-to-get away with it" kinda thing especially when criminal charges are dropped and expunged by paying fees to the prosecutor in additions to minor stipulations. This may available to all in theory but easily taken care of by the rich, but not easily affordable by the poor.

by mlhiss August 2, 2020