Ready to pop

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)

You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop"
Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"

by il-wOoKiE April 26, 2012

Don Ready

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

by SuperNegro November 12, 2009

Bridge-ready

Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.

"How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready"
"Don't do it!"

by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010

i-Ready

A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.

i-ready causes PTSD.

by DdudeAwesome May 29, 2020

I-ready

A fucking website that claims to have better education but is a website that gives you Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD because it is fucking bullshit. I've never heard a student say I ready is good because it literally fucking asks you 5x5 and makes you do necessary bullshit

John: How did I-ready go?

ME: My dead corpse just sitting there

by HElpmeireadysucks April 5, 2020

i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself

by mgthebest April 14, 2020

North America ain't ready

When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.

Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"

Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"

Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"

by MasterAsia April 5, 2020