rederalis

one of the three strains of smokable marijuana. It is not well known or grown because of its low THC content. Though it is a weak strain, rederalis is often cross-bred with sativa and/or indica for wanted highs

-Hey D-Block! What the hell is this weak ass stuff?
-Shut up Rob, I mixed that rederalis with my best chronic so its good and cheap to grow

by Dan M December 18, 2005

recursive whining

When, in the course of whining about how horrible one's life is, one begins to whine about how whiny one has become due to life. Eventually this becomes whining about the hypocracy of whining about whining, spiralling off into infinity.

Person 1: *sobbing* You must hate me because I'm so whiny!
Person 2: Stop recursive whining! It only makes things worse.

by Guy Y. July 28, 2008

redrum

1. phrase popularized by The Shining implying "murder"

2. murder for the dyslexic

1. "redrum... Redrum... REDRUM!"

2. "REDRUM!" (stabs English teacher with the hilt of a knife)

by Roland Deschain December 28, 2007

erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.

"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."

by Jake LE February 21, 2008

rediract

v. To modify past e-mails, text messages, or other stored correspondences for sake of humor.

---- BEFORE REDIRACTING ----

From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going diving at the pool.

---- AFTER REDIRACTING ----

From: Bob
To: Aaron

That's why I have sex with your wife.

Original Message:
-----------------
From: Aaron
To: Bob

Bob,

I can't meet you later. I'm going to a gay bar.

by KertDawg July 7, 2006

redorkulous

(adj.) Litterally: Super dorky! Ridiculously dorky...
Figuratively: preposterous, out of control, off the wall in a conservative nerd alert fashion.

You're totally redorkulous! If you alphabatized one more thing I'm going to snap.

by Mtothechelle March 13, 2008

infinite nerd recursion

The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.

"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."

"Man, wizards are so overpowered"

"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"

"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"

"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"

"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"

"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"

"And a lot of money"

"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"

"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"

"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"

... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...

by Lab_Monkey December 14, 2010