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Rebecca Black 

An annoying, autotuned thirteen-year-old which hit teh interwebs in mid-February 2011. Her "hit" single, "Friday", spread over websites such as 4chan and Tumblr mid March 2011, making it a new meme.
"Friday" features such hit lyrics as:
"7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends".
This "internet sensation" was also featured on Tosh.0 Wednesday, March 16, 2011.
1- Have you heard that new Rebecca Black song?
2- Yeah, it was annoying as hell.
Rebecca Black by Derpina April 3, 2011
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Rebecca Black 

America's secret weapon to retaliate against Justin Bieber.
Infamous for singing the horrifying "Friday" song.
Guy A:Have you heard of Rebecca Black?
Guy B(loading Shotgun):I was just on my way to meet her.
Rebecca Black by RK-Ownage April 8, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Rebecca Black is the worlds worst popstar. Her singing consists of squeling high notes, very similar to the sound a cat makes if you torture it for a few hours with a blowtorch and is held together by an autotune, which in her case however, was obviously broken.
boy: ("Friday" playing) jesus what the fuck is this? Is it justin bieber?

girl: no, its Rebecca Black

Boy: im getting cancer in my ears

Rebecca Black 

Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday" became viral. This lyrical failure of the song sucks, and is sung by some stupid faggy 13 year old girl. the song makes no sense as she just teaches us the days of the week. fun fun fun fun fun, we we we so exited. lyrical genius!?!? ._.
NOOO! not Rebecca Black's song!! "Gotta get down to the bus stop, Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends " *froths from anus*
Rebecca Black by Reborn Grace April 3, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A pop singer who has a music video "Friday" that went viral for all the right reasons. Finally there is a singer bad enough to demonstrate the absurdity of what the music industry has become.
Rebecca Black: "What seat should I take?"

You: "The trunk!"
Rebecca Black by Tru1234567890 April 3, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A thirteen year old girl whose largest sources of stress are cyber-bullying and not being able to decide if she should sit in the front or the back seat of a car driven by other thirteen year olds. Her favorite day of the week is Friday, she loves random black guys appearing at her parties, and she enjoys having her friend by her right, not her left.
Bitch, stop singing Rebecca Black!
Rebecca Black by Random rapper April 11, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A character in a novel called "Criticism of the General Population".
Rebecca is a talented singer looking for fame, and when she comes across an organization called the ARK Music Factory, her dreams seem to be not far away.
After her first song is released, however, thousands of people die from hemorrhaging ears. She finds that the song that she sung, "Friday", is cursed, and will cause listeners to either die a slow, agonizing death or go insane. Rebecca also finds that ARK Music Factory had tricked many other people into the same situation as her.

The world marks her as an evil witch, and condemns her to the pits of hell...
Rebecca Black must have gone through a hard time.
Rebecca Black by ellipsisdotdotdot November 14, 2011