randomman

An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.

There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.

It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.

-randomman

by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009

Random-Stranger-Sex

When having sex with people you know just isn't good enough.

You, sir. Yes, you. You're hot; let's fuck.
A day later...
Wow, that was the best Random-Stranger-Sex I've ever had.

by Blueballs69 July 26, 2011

random ock

A person of unknown origin someone may briefly liase with

"Who was he?"
"Just some random ock"

by Captain Undies November 13, 2004

random access memories

Daft Punk's fourth studio album. An epic homage to the disco and electronic scene of the late 70s and 80s. The album contains a host of collaborators including Julian Casablancas and Pharell Williams. Sadly, people only like to pay attention to Get Lucky, while there are a dozen other great tracks.

Contact, Lose Yourself to Dance, Touch, and Instant Crush are amazing songs off of Random Access Memories.

by Diorio January 16, 2014

Random person

A dude or a lady who you don't know which means to be unfamiliar, unexpected, unspecified, unknown, and unique. Somebody who lives far away from you and your family or relatives, a person who you don't know from a different group.

Me: "I seen a stranger walked in the woods by herself and she is a random person who escaped from her neighborhood "😭😭😢

Me: "Umm... Ma'am can I help you?"
Random lady: "Yes. Would you please be my friend, cuz I don't have any friends to talk to". 😢😢
Me: "Sense you're a random person who is walking around in the woods by yourself, I'll do everything to protect you". ,🌈🤝

by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons April 16, 2020

Random Thursday

The day of the week where you can do randoms things!

I'm bored, what shall we do?
ANYTHING! Coz it's Random Thursday!

by Kayleigh Yallop October 30, 2007

Random Nub

A player in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that would rather camp and pick off a few strays than go after the objective of the gametype.

Can be found sitting in the corner, behind the barrels with an RPD watching his teammates die and the clock tick down.

"Yo check this Random Nub out, he's just sitting there. Get yer popcorn!"

by Bukow November 24, 2009