root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

by i fucking love root beer May 9, 2023

Root Beer

cum, literal cum

"ay bro, come and drink some of my root beer" said my step bro

by root beer enjoyer April 7, 2022

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023