Ramen

The only thing better than women.

Joe: Hey, I got some dates hooked up for us tonight. You in?

Bob: Nah, I'm gonna stay here and have some Ramen and watch the game.

Joe: Hmm, yeah I'll join you. Those dates can wait.

Bob: Hell's yeah, Ramen kicks ass!

by whats-a-pseudonym? January 31, 2009

ramen

ramen is a brick of hard noodles, Boil em in boiling water and they become noodles, then stir in the seasoning packet! I'm eating Ramen right now! IT'S THE BEST!

I ate ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. :)

by KC January 13, 2004

ramen

ramen is delichious soup thats mad cheap. there are many different variations of ramen. theres chicken, roast chicken, beef, pork, oriental, shrimp, cajun, lime shrimp, and thats about it. oh yeah theres wonton ramen in cups that come in chicken and pork i highly reccomend them to ramen fans.

ramen is cheap delishious and i got it down were i can make it in a solid 6 minuets. ramen can be eaten any time of the day and as much as wanted.

ramen touches ur tounge in ways never thought possipal

by Andrew Pugliese January 8, 2005

Ramen

An excuse for Americans to pretend to speak Chinese with a Japanese accent. It's hard to say who they're making fun of.

Chinese: It call "lo mein".

Japanese: That what I say, "lroh-main".

American, chanting:

Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!
Ra-men!

by Fly On The Wall January 19, 2005

ramen

Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by wapanese and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.

Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^="

College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."

by The pornstar formerly known as Jesus May 5, 2005

Ramen

Really good noodles

I just ate ramen and it was good

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 26, 2019

Ramen

"Ramen" and "going/went to get ramen" refers to cheating on someone when in a relationship. It's also used as a cover, either by the cheater or by the person being cheated on in order to save face.

(The popular ramen chain Ichiran can also be used as a synonym.)

"They're dating but he's getting ramen on the side."

"Tim didn't come home until 9 am the next morning? Even after all his friends turned in 6+ hours before? Where was he?"
"He went out to get Ichiran with our friend Paul (and didn't even bring me back any!!)."

by ichiramen November 24, 2019