suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019

Railroad Blow

While sitting at a railroad crossing (waiting for a long train to pass), you get blown felatio by your girlfriend.

Dude, Sherri gave me railroad blow last night on the way to that party.

by E-Bra December 9, 2008

Chinese Railroad

A form of gang-bang in which anywhere from 12-120 men use sledgehammers to force dildos into a woman's various orifices.

"We gave her the old Chinese Railroad!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008

Wyoming Underground Railroad

A Masterpiece of People-Movement, Crafted and Executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the assistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of July 8th through the early morning hours of July 9th, 2011 in Wyoming, Ohio. Several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. The unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. All members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.

"Oh shit, the fuzz is out front, should I open the door?"
"No, you fucking dingleberry, didn't you hear about the Wyoming Underground Railroad? Get these kids downstairs, we're gonna be here for a while"

by Claus Baudilaire July 9, 2011

Railroader

taking a huge, solid, one piece dump that you swear is like 8 feet long.

I feel 6 pounds lighter after dropping that railroader.

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

railroad yard

The amount of track marks on the arm of a junkie. This also pertains to someone who works in a factory where handingling cardboxes all day will have a few paper cuts.

'Jesus, did you see the track marks on Crystal's arm? Talk about a fucking railroad yard.'

'Man, I worked a ten hour shift. All I have to show is this train yard from all the box cuts.'

by Freakie Tim November 3, 2009

Railroad Street

girls who wear hoochie jean shorts from Deb, hugevans shoes, white cami that used to be white but is now offwhite from sweating, lack of washing and multiple hugs from males, a walmart leopard print bra that the shows through the cami, and have their hair either SLICKED back into a ponytail and two strands framing their face OR, their hair straightened and damaged from the heat with some neon color strand somewhere in the hair OR have their wet curly hair bathed in so much moose and hairspray that it crunches. Wear neon colored bracelets, I♥Boobies bracelets, Justin Beiber shit or any other jewelry from Hot Topic and huge hoop earrings. There entire body is mostly pale and has scratches and bruises. They will sometimes carry a Playboy Bunny purse that is as clean as their cami or have a equally crappy purse they bought from HotTopic, WalMart, KMart or Deb. When they are cold, they borrow a random hoodie from a random male that is oversize and they still think they look attractive when wearing this hoodie over shorts so they appear to be naked underneath. Most of them will either have bleached blonde hair, or dyed black hair. In the Summer they'll be sporting a bathing suit that will have either a brand name beer or trucking company and will bear a hat of the name nature. For their sexual lives, they are extremely promiscuous. They make no attempt to hide the fact and think its sexy. When walking, they'll either be sucking on a lollipop/pacifier with their tramp stamp showing.

Yo, look at the skank on Kyle's arm. She's so railroad street.

by Your Mother565665 July 25, 2011