the rackets

A somewhat antiquated term for the general financial services industry, used primarily by older people in the “biz” as it is also called, but most specifically this term refers to the career of being a floor trader in the NYSE back in the 80s when trading was done without computers, and instead done by live calls and shouting. The “racket” would be essentially the commotion and chaos of that long-gone environment.

“It’s tough to make it in the rackets, but I didn’t do too bad for myself.”

by jazzagefan June 12, 2023

Racket Hoe

Adjective used to describe a shit farting Alabama sister lovin cool dude.

Did you hear Herbert completed his sister fucking initiation, what a racket hoe!

Where can I find the local Racket Hoe?

You’re one flippin heck of a Racket Hoe!

by MrsTwinklePuss April 11, 2020

Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)

"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

Sage Racket

A big huge punctured ballsack

Omg I hurt my ballsack!
-you hurt your sage racket?

by Ayitscandybaby February 19, 2009

Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman

I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket

by Rumbag April 12, 2024

Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)

Fraiser Tennis Racket is bear fit

by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021

Tennis Racket

Gyal with mad bunda

“Kevin look at that tennis racket”

by kteiner July 1, 2022