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queef

Also known as a pussy fart, muff puff, and other names, a queef is flatulence from your vagina.

Women usually queef after sex, as air has been caught in the vagina, causing them to queef. But, they can queef at any time so long they have air caught in their vagina.

Queefs do not smell like a fart usually would, because it’s just air.
Did you hear Ashley queef? That pussy fart was a big one!
by sittingchimp May 13, 2021
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Queef

Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag January 2, 2007
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queebob

A person who does not wipe their ass good enough after shitting, leaving skid marks in the undergarment.
I was in a rush to work and pinched off a loaf too early to save time, and ended up being a queebob all day at my job.
by stalez May 16, 2013
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Queef Docking

Queef Docking is an act in which two girls shoves a pvc pipe in there vagina, 1 girl shoves one end of the pipe in there snatch and the other girl shoves the other end into there snatch.
That Queef Docking that other night was so relaxing i loved the breeze of your queef it was so warm and it sounded like a fucking flute.
by DrSexActsCreator May 3, 2016
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bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011
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Cartwheel Queef

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.
by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019
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