Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.

Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.

by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019

Quaker Fuck

To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin her knocked up.

Quaker Fuckin, man, those Quakers got the right idea. It's like BOOM, ya pregnant.

by AGENT XTRIZZLE November 14, 2006

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

Quaker's delight

Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal

don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker's delight is some nasty sheeeit.

by da word bank June 24, 2008

Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019