quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Quafted

A nice looking (shape)... appealing to the eye.

i love Justin Beibers hair. It's so perfectly quafted!

by pseudonym-girl November 11, 2010

Quafed

To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.

Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!

by TigreArts November 20, 2010

Quafer

When your mate is an absolute flannel and misses a party to meet his girlfriend

You were such a Quafer on Saturday night

by Fluffy hedgehog November 22, 2018

Quaglet

Quaglet is a doge with a melon hat on the hypixel forums whats known about him os that his melon hat is worth more than earth

Quaglet is bald lmao

by KrisssoBG August 4, 2020

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

by educated sexpod October 14, 2004