quest diagnostics

The place everyone goes to if they have to submit a drug test. Typically when starting a job but could be a court summons.

Quest diagnostics made me pee in a cup for my drug test.

by Brookeshanks September 30, 2017

Quest Giver Energy

Similar to NPC Energy, but the polar opposite. When you dont let someone ignore you so you keep blowing them up on the regular, regardless of being left on read/unseen.

Person 1: Wheres Travis?

Person 2: Idk, did he answer you earlier He's probably polishing that massive forehead of his?

Person 1: Negative he left me on read, so I messaged him and called him in 15 minute intervals. Brought the Quest Giver Energy real strong today... You think his forehead can block cell reception?

by Saucey XIII June 28, 2020

Quest Giver Energy

Similar to NPC Energy, but the polar opposite, When you dont let someone ignore you so you keep blowing them up on the regular, regardless of being left on read/unseen regardless of importance of the subject needing to be discussed. Much like a Quest Giver in a Video Game/RPG. Bonus points when its is something extremely tedious.

Person 1: Wheres Travis?

Person 2: Idk, did he answer you earlier Maybe hes just polishing that massive forehead of his? A cranium like that could take some time...

Person 1: Negative he left me on read, so I brought the Quest Giver Energy up to over 9000, I messaged him and called him in 15 minute intervals. Maybe his forehead can block a cell signal?

by Saucey XIII June 28, 2020

Quest elementary school

Quest elementary school is a school in Melbourne Florida filled with a shit ton of rich white kids and the small group of black kids act like their from the hood by 5th grade despite being just as rich. This school has strict ass principal and vice principals that tgreaten to expel you if your blink the wrong way. Most of the teachers are pretty boring but give out candy and think they're teacher of the year, if their are any teachers kids they are worshipped like gods and can do anything they want.

"I go to quest elementary school"
"I'm so sorry"

by Thisolplace September 21, 2021

Quest Hoe

When your on a quest for a hoe

Where is Baz? Baz is on a Quest Hoe adventure.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Quest night

Quest night entails of a night where you never know what is going to happen. You pretty much get as fucked up as possible and see where the night takes you.

Yo bro that quest night last night was crazyyyyy

by T_Daddy69 February 8, 2023