Pokeybumwank

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).

'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'

by SJIsCool April 1, 2010

Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

by steven Lee May 13, 2004

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004

pikeyville

ockendon market on a tuesday or saturday

me"we cant go 2 dilkes today, wed have to walk through pikeyville"

by blox2006 August 15, 2006

Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Pokey Mc Downer

(Noun) A normally long and thin implement, as a fire extinguisher pin or the flint mechanism from a Clipper lighter, for poking down the end of a spliff.

It should be know that anyone who keeps a fire extinguisger pin on their keyring, does indeed smoke marijuana.

Can you pass me a cigarette, please? I need a Pokey Mc Downer to finish off this spliff.

Synonyms;

None known

by Mc Downer February 1, 2010