Perchanka

The female genitalia.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.

by waterskibum August 3, 2010

Perchume

Fancier than perfume. To be used when you're feeling darn fancy & above others. A sassy sense of attitude.

Do you even perchume??
What kind of perchume are you wearing?

Is that perchume I smell?

by Catswilltakeovertheworld1234 March 16, 2017

Perch bait

Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.

Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait

by Knifeparty626 March 19, 2017

perchocky

A playful nickname for a girl, young and small in stature; in certain circumstances could be considered rude.

Italian/American (slang) noun, nickname,
A small bird,
slang to describe a woman's vagina.

When I was little, my uncle used to call me Perchocky. I never knew why but he never called me by any other name.

by rickymac August 4, 2021

Perchu

The moreos guy. Their Tumblr is now gone, and someone else carries their torch. Little is known about them, but their rage was admirable for the time we had them.

We miss you, Moreos guy.

As Perchu, a brilliant man once said... "aRE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS".

We miss you, Perchu. And we hope you're okay.

by Keiachi-chan November 2, 2021

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009