purse out

To not do something for a girly reason.

My girlfriend didn't want to help me cuz she had to go shopping. She's a purse out.

by Captain Archibald Haddock November 14, 2007

purse pickles

'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.

Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.

Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'

A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.

Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'

Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"

Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."

Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"

by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014

purse rat

A toy-sized dog carried around in a shoulder bag or purse.

"Paris has her purse rat with her today."

by Marsman61 July 3, 2007

Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.

Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Purse First Ass Last

If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.

Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"

Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."

Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."

Ho - "Yes Daddy"

by AnTione Tha Don November 12, 2010

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah December 5, 2007

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009