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All Purpose Gurilla 

A real man. A crew chief. A dude that gets shit done, fixes jets, drinks more beer than you, cusses, spits everywhere. A dude not scarred of work and 12+ hours in any weather although scheduled for a 8 hour shift. One of the dirtiest mother fuckers you've ever met. Smells of JP8/OIL/HYD FLUID, yet still pulls pussy. Dirty minded and can beat the shit out of any pilot or Jackass Pro Super. The person called upon to "UNFUCK" a jet. The only aircraft maintainer that matters. Leader of the flight line and Air Force. Someone who everybody else works for. The Boss.
We can't fix this jet, better call out an All Purpose Gurilla a.k.a. Crew Chief, a.k.a. the only person that can unfuck this jet
All Purpose Gurilla by mattm0627 December 4, 2010

Multi-purpose best boy

The one boy who will take on any role in a girl's life. Usually an attempt to be unofficially a permanent part of her life.
When you're taken, he often is the best guy friend.
When you're dating a loser, he breaks you both up.
When there's trouble, he's the big brother.
When you're single, he will often date you as long as you have no one. Occasionally can turn into very intense flirting.

Can be sexy, kind, funny, talented, stylish, passionate, romantic, even adoring or very attractive.
Quite often is charming and extremely kind but has a low chance of being married due to a complex issue in his life.
Every girl needs a multi-purpose best boy.
Girl: My ex is being so mean!
Boy: I'll kick his ass! You just go get dressed up pretty and we'll go to the mall. When your ex is around, you can be clingy to make him jealous! Deal, sweets?
Girl: Oh yeah! I'll make sure I look really nice for him to see us in public!*I love my multi-purpose best boy!*
Boy: That's better! I'll spike my hair so we look good together. Hold on babe. :D
Girl 2: OMG! I need a guy like that!!!
Boy: I'm her multi-purpose boy so I'm taken!

Glorious Purpose 

Loki Laufeyson is burdened with glorious purpose. Glorious Purpose is an iconic phrase.
Glorious Purpose by to_mo_rrow July 21, 2021

Living in your purpose 

Minding your own business, focusing on being successful.
Getting called lame didn't even phase you, because you're too busy living in your purpose.

die on purpose 

die on purpose by Thebigboyboss February 11, 2023

You serve zero purpose 

A phrase said by Low Tier God. Some people should do what he says tbh.
Diego: Hey guys, check out this incredible meme *the meme is a skibidi toilet meme*
*Low Tier God appears out of nowhere, thunder starts forming*
LTG: YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE, YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NOW
*a big ass fucking thunder explosion happens, destroying the entire continent*
#relatable