present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

john prescott

A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!

So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.

When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?

JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.

Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..

by Drum Boy June 11, 2006

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

Pres

(also "prinks") (chiefly British) predrinks. A small gathering at someone's house or flat to drink heavily before going out socially/clubbing.

Can also be used as a verb.

"Hey, are you going to Sam's pres later?"

"Which pres are you going to before going out?"
"Where are you guys pre'ing later?"

by 1g17 November 12, 2017

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

Presbo

Derogatory name for a follower of the presbyterian faith.

Those presbos are the frozen chosen.

by Oifaye August 23, 2011

prescott, az

Prescott Arizona, a great place if your retired and want to do nothing all day. Moving here is also decent for punishing your children, or if you hate yourself. There's nothing to do except hikes when its not to hot in the summer, or cold in the winter. 75 percent of this town is Mormon, including almost every decent girl you meet, which are very few. Its actually shocking how few attractive girls live in this town! Growing up here you can hang out a few places including Walmart, your basement watching movies, or the square with 5 restaurant they call downtown. Drugs are popular and cheap, Living so close to the border there's a plentiful supply of heroin and weed. By the time you get to high school most people are so bored its rare to meet someone that's sober and not pregnant. I don't understand why you would move to Prescott, but it's your choice (don't do it man).

"Hey have you been to Prescott, az?"
"Ya I used to visit until my friend there drank bleach"
"Still better than living there"

by urbankid445 July 27, 2014