Mt. Poovius

When a fucking human being takes an overdose of laxatives, lays on the ground and shits all over himself, in a shower of shit.

"If Wade does a Mt. Poovius that rates over 8 out of 10, he can watch TV in my room."

by Bibble Beaconeater June 24, 2009

Providence High School

Providence High School aka a mental health graveyard. Prov is the place to go if you are in the mood to be depressed, anxious, and overwhelmed. Every single person there hates their life and I don't blame them. If you want to go somewhere to sit and cry go chill in the bathroom but no more than five minutes or else you have a referral. Into panic attacks or anxiety attacks? Don't worry we have plenty of those! So c'mon down to Providence if you want to feel worthless! :))) love it there

Student: "Ok I'm off to hell again!"
Parent: "Ok sweetie have a great day!"
Student"Boy oh boy do I love Providence High School! Time to give up all my rights! Yipee!"

by little cactus elbows November 21, 2019

Previewnesia

The state of forgetting what movie you actually came to watch due to the excessive advertisements, trailers, previews, messages to silence one's cell phone, etc. that occur between the advertised start time of a movie and the time the feature begins. Usually, the state of Previewnesia is experienced right as the feature is (finally!) about to begin and you realize you can't remember what movie you are about to see.

Jim (to his date, Elaine): "Hey babe, do you remember what movie we are about to see? I've got previewnesia"
Elaine: "No I've got previewnesia too, I can't remember. Maybe it's Goonies 2 or Avengers 4?"

by RATTnroll January 18, 2015

Daddy Probing

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.

I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

sucking privilege

This is the true definition for oral sex on a male. Some know it as a blow job when in fact there is no blowing...... Information gathered from both men and women agree it is in fact a "sucking" action... And unless it is being paid for it is not a job..... There for I believe it should rightly be called a sucking privilege.....

The 'ol lady gave me the best sucking privilege I've ever had last night.

by LemmeF1ndOut March 2, 2020

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021

Snowflake Privilege

The advantage to using emotions to win in an argument instead of facts. Also not caring when presented with facts.

Johnny and Bill are discussing an issue. Johnny presents facts and logic why Bill is wrong. Bill says Johnny is wrong and ignorant because this issue has happened to Bill's friend. Bill is using his snowflake privilege.

by LogicLord June 5, 2020