Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.

Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a life lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.

Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth

by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010

Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005

prostate fishing

Using a rod type object that is of a fallous characteristic to massage the prostate within the male rectum.

He was prostate fishing his bottom fuck-buddy with his black dick.

by 1365, 1364, 1379 November 4, 2009

Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.

George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014