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The Kulp-Durkin Principle

The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
by afriend22 October 6, 2010
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Matryoshka Principle

When you're going out with some girl and come to find out her family has between 3-5 other similarly looking/shaped females of varying ages/height that you also want to be shagging.
BOY 1: "Dude, my new girl has a younger AND older sister that look just like her but even hotter! And her mom ain't too shabby, either."

BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."
by modoklover March 4, 2010
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Principles

Something that can get in the way of doing what’s right, what needs to be done or it can make a person spend excessive energy on worrying about what doesn’t need that much attention or care; often intertwined with ones ego & pride.
don't remove that tag from the bed! you don't understand! it's the Principles of it all that matters!
by Mr Wall January 23, 2006
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Styopa medlock Principle

A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.
My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.
by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006
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Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017
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toilet principle

A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush
dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle
by victor999 August 24, 2011
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The Apollo Principle

A big mission that unites people in purpose.

On May 25, 1961, in his address to Congress, President John F. Kennedy proposed the national goal of "landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth" by the end of the 1960s. This goal was accomplished on the Apollo 11 mission, when astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the Moon on July 20, 1969, later returning back to earth.

There is a great story of the janitor mopping the floor at the Space Station being asked what his job was in the organisation. His answer was: ‘I’m helping to put a man on the moon”.

This highlights the Apollo Program’s 'secret sauce' - a big mission or goal to unite people in purpose.

A big challenge aligns people under a common cause like nothing else can.
"We use the Apollo principle in our company."

"The Apollo Principle motivates my team."
by MarcoW June 22, 2014
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