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Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.
"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'
by Comanche Jackson January 5, 2012
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Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits
"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."
by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014
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prolisingularity

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/ under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 license.
1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.
by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 12, 2008
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Prowsing

used when browsing the web for porn
Friend 1: Did you hear about that teacher?
Friend 2: You mean that one who was caught prowsing? lol
Friend 1: yeah she has a porn addiction
by QuestionOfIdentity May 26, 2015
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providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.
Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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promosting

A hood conjunction of the words "promoting" and "posting". Used to say one is advertising a product/service via social media posts.
"Bro, how many subscribers you got on YouTube?"

"Not much, but I be promosting my channel on Instagram, so it should be going up real soon."
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