Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.

Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever

Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”

by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024

Projectile Lobotomy

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.

spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."

by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025

Erectile Projectile

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010

erectile projectile

A load of semen that a man shoots.

My erectile projectile just landed on my cat walking past :(

by weluvb0g February 3, 2004

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.

The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.

by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008